THE TEST
Bono said "Fuck." Everyone survived.

This is a phoque. Pronounced 'fock'. French for seal. They are an endangered species.

This is a starving child.

This is Janet Jackson's breast. Everyone survived.

This is Arnold Schwartzenegger's breast. California was smitten.

These are the breasts of American Justice before John bought her a new wardrobe.

This is a victim of war.

This is a loving couple.

This is a loving couple.

This woman faced stoning to death for becoming pregnant outside of marriage.

This is an AIDS victim.

Which of these should really be the focus ofour life's energies and moral indignation?

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